Elegant Humor Cards- 11 different cards

swatch-i-love-how-you-meet-my-rediculously-low-standards swatch-love-definition swatch-you-had-me-at-beaver swatch-in-dog-years-youre-dead swatch-i-was-going-to-wish-you-a-happy-birthday-but-then-i-had-a-drink-and-couldnt-be-bothered swatch-my-goal-in-life-is-to-piss-off-at-least-one-person-a-day-so-far-im-4-years-ahead-of-schedule swatch-they-really-should-put-more-wine-in-a-bottle-at-least-enough-for-2-people swatch-thanks-for-asking-im-on-the-gin-tonic-diet-so-far-ive-lost-2-days swatch-im-in-a-reallygood-place-right-now-not-emotionally-but-near-a-liquor-store swatch-i-cant-thank-you-enough-seriously-i-dont-have-time